"I've been found out..."
SammySaurus 7 Jul
3
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"“Yes, I’m calling for backup. The strawberries and cream ran out.”"
virgcat 7 Jul
3
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"“They told me to fight my way to Centre Court. I didn’t know they meant literally.”"
virgcat 7 Jul
5
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"I thought this was Wimbledon not Lilliput?"
Julesski 7 Jul
1
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"If just one more of these tennis nutters mistake me for Arthur Fils and ask me "hows's my back"?, I am going to lose my rag!"
Tommo 7 Jul
1
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"Jake, no offence, but Iga's second serve hits harder than you."
brecksta 7 Jul
17
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""Babe, you won't believe it. Love means everything in life but nothing in tennis""
MatuaMark 7 Jul
6
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"Hey bookie, what's with all these upsets? I had good money on Coco!"
King James XIII 8 Jul
3
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"nobody wants my autograph honey"
peemac 8 Jul
2
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"'Allo darling...I got turfed out of the royal box after you called me just before Novak was about to serve on match point...but it's more fun here in the cheap seats. Lovely jubbly..."
Boris 8 Jul
3
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"'Not So' Undercover Detective"
Erikee 8 Jul
1
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"Yes dear, I think I'm under the radar, no-one even notices me in the tennis crowd"
nzbroz 8 Jul
2
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"Allo darlin, no I don’t think I’ve boxed myself in for choosing the wizard of Wimby final round…."
PashON 8 Jul
2
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"Have you fixed up another fight for me yet ? Sonny Bill Williams may be kern."
mad aunt 8 Jul
1
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"I've got my sunnies on, don't think anyone's recognised me yet."
CattyK 8 Jul
1
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"People keep calling me Idris and now I can’t ‘Elba’ my way outta here!"
ANGLOKIWI 8 Jul
1
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"It's way too bloody hot in this suit! Get me my ice bath ready."
SmashemNat 8 Jul
2
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"Nice shot UMP. Good doing business with you. In bitcoin thanks."
LawnMaster 8 Jul
3
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"Beam me up Scottie, this ain’t no fight"
robo29 8 Jul
5
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"I wanna talk to the Ump. The Lucky Dip pick I got yesterday was a shocker!!"
Ball boy 8 Jul
4
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"I hope he's got his boxing shorts on under that lovely suit - would hate to see it ruined!!!"
Nancy Jenkins 8 Jul
1
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"I am making very awkward eye contact with a camera right now, I think it’s turned into a staring competition, it’s a shame they can’t see my eyes, I’ve already blinked seven times."
Domi 8 Jul
4
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"Sodding Murray has put superglue on my phone again!"
1Robbo 8 Jul
4
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"On the phone to Joseph Parker: "Yeah yeah, big win. But did you get offered a Pimm’s by Dame Mary Berry? Didn't think so.""
Pistol Steve 9 Jul
3
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"I just saw a knock out across from me"
Erikee 9 Jul
1
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"To err is human. To blame someone else is doubles."
Alice 9 Jul
2
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""I asked for a short back and sides...turns out the barber here also mows the lawns and is making a play for the Roland Garros job...""
Boris 9 Jul
1
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