"Jake, no offence, but Iga's second serve hits harder than you."
brecksta 7 Jul
20
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"“They told me to fight my way to Centre Court. I didn’t know they meant literally.”"
virgcat 7 Jul
9
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""Babe, you won't believe it. Love means everything in life but nothing in tennis""
MatuaMark 7 Jul
7
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"Sodding Murray has put superglue on my phone again!"
1Robbo 8 Jul
6
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"I am making very awkward eye contact with a camera right now, I think it’s turned into a staring competition, it’s a shame they can’t see my eyes, I’ve already blinked seven times."
Domi 8 Jul
6
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"I wanna talk to the Ump. The Lucky Dip pick I got yesterday was a shocker!!"
Ball boy 8 Jul
6
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"Beam me up Scottie, this ain’t no fight"
robo29 8 Jul
6
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"Nice shot UMP. Good doing business with you. In bitcoin thanks."
LawnMaster 8 Jul
4
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"'Allo darling...I got turfed out of the royal box after you called me just before Novak was about to serve on match point...but it's more fun here in the cheap seats. Lovely jubbly..."
Boris 8 Jul
4
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"To err is human. To blame someone else is doubles."
Alice 9 Jul
3
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"On the phone to Joseph Parker: "Yeah yeah, big win. But did you get offered a Pimm’s by Dame Mary Berry? Didn't think so.""
Pistol Steve 9 Jul
3
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"nobody wants my autograph honey"
peemac 8 Jul
3
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"Hey bookie, what's with all these upsets? I had good money on Coco!"
King James XIII 8 Jul
3
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"“Yes, I’m calling for backup. The strawberries and cream ran out.”"
virgcat 7 Jul
3
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"I've been found out..."
SammySaurus 7 Jul
3
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"I need to stop betting on tennis.
Anything can happen at any time."
Fred Lewis 12 Jul
2
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"I don't have a choice. Go Amanda ANISIMOVA!"
JinJean 12 Jul
2
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"I don't know who you are.
But I will find you.
And train you."
JinJean 12 Jul
2
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"Hey yeah I want to book a round of golf with Carlos. I heard from Andy he's not that good so I thought I'll show him how to play as well."
Chiefwiggin 11 Jul
2
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"Mate - what odds you giving on Novak -use my last hand payout on him to win semi when most of these tennis expert’s writing him off"
burlybuilder 11 Jul
2
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"Send me the heli, right now."
JinJean 11 Jul
2
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"It's way too bloody hot in this suit! Get me my ice bath ready."
SmashemNat 8 Jul
2
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"Allo darlin, no I don’t think I’ve boxed myself in for choosing the wizard of Wimby final round…."
PashON 8 Jul
2
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"Yes dear, I think I'm under the radar, no-one even notices me in the tennis crowd"
nzbroz 8 Jul
2
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"'Not So' Undercover Detective"
Erikee 8 Jul
2
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"Hey sorry just running 30 mins late to women's final...What do you mean "never mind"?"
zeezoo 13 Jul
1
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"Andre you were right.. it's exactly as you described in your book"
albie 13 Jul
1
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"Mate - have you seen that dude Sunny Bill box at all - hope he got an iron jaw as Gallen an animal in the ring"
burlybuilder 11 Jul
1
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"Where is the men's room?"
JinJean 11 Jul
1
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"Hey, whose idea was it to wear this suit, the guy behind me is trying to pick me up 😳
Get me a limo out of here"
Doobs 10 Jul
1
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"New codename: love love 10is"
Phil10isAce 10 Jul
1
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"Mate you won't believe it... that blimin Tyson Fury is here too and it doesn't look like he's doing dry July either!"
Breezey84 10 Jul
1
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"Hello? Yeah I need backup ..... he's still standing."
Azatasi 10 Jul
1
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""I asked for a short back and sides...turns out the barber here also mows the lawns and is making a play for the Roland Garros job...""
Boris 9 Jul
1
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"I just saw a knock out across from me"
Erikee 9 Jul
1
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"I hope he's got his boxing shorts on under that lovely suit - would hate to see it ruined!!!"
Nancy Jenkins 8 Jul
1
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"People keep calling me Idris and now I can’t ‘Elba’ my way outta here!"
ANGLOKIWI 8 Jul
1
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"I've got my sunnies on, don't think anyone's recognised me yet."
CattyK 8 Jul
1
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"Have you fixed up another fight for me yet ? Sonny Bill Williams may be kern."
mad aunt 8 Jul
1
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"If just one more of these tennis nutters mistake me for Arthur Fils and ask me "hows's my back"?, I am going to lose my rag!"
Tommo 7 Jul
1
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"I thought this was Wimbledon not Lilliput?"
Julesski 7 Jul
1
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