"Hope you've booked your MIQ spot ... otherwise we won't be home in time for Xmas!"
SundayGirl 28 Aug
33
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""What say I pop an underarm tweener serve through the legs Marcus? I bet the UMP would like that one""
Rafa_Jaw 28 Aug
26
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"Look at that guy sitting there with a super huge grin, yeah Michael, he is from the South Island, he has just heard they are about to move to level 2."
Fuzzy Balls 7 Sep
11
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"hey bro, did you put the bronze medal under the pillow. Couldn't find it this morning"
Jacob Oges 31 Aug
9
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"Keep the balls away from your face,we don't know who has touched them"
Skytec 30 Aug
9
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"Mmmm love the smell of new tennis balls."
Bevo 30 Aug
8
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"Aim for his nuts and I'll cross"
Lurch 30 Aug
6
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"If we just whisper here dude... they might think we're planning something haha."
em! 28 Aug
6
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"Ok Mike, let's finish our vapes and smoke these yanks"
chopperchowmein 1 Sep
5
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"Mike : Hey Marcus, this is it, we’ve got this - you’re gonna need that tissue sponsorship sooner rather than later
"
Billy 30 Aug
5
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"You know, codvid 19 Delta is going to hit NZ in three weeks. I am going to hit your leg and you fake a bad injured so we will stay here and compete in the paralympics."
machetico 30 Aug
5
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"MD: "By George, Michael, no more careless whispers please!""
Boris 28 Aug
5
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"(MV) Dodgy lunch?.....(MD) BURRRP!"
got the pip? 28 Aug
4
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"Did you hear what happened to Sparkle!?
Yeah, he's really struggled since his big win in 2014"
abaddon1 7 Sep
3
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"Marcus, these balls are recording what we say. They're picking my serve:"
Roxy 3 Sep
3
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"God these balls smell good, Do you wanna whiff-I'm alright mate"
Mcmonfil 2 Sep
3
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""look at that camera man picking his nose. you think he's found any gold yet?""
lol 30 Aug
3
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"Maybe we look as though we have a plan"
janniej 29 Aug
3
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"Gosh It's so nice to see Fans back at the grounds of US Open. I hope the players don"t get too cold with all those fans going !!"
1News Newshub sport 29 Aug
3
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"Coffee or a beer, i reckon a beer"
beaver 28 Aug
3
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"You said we'd have matching caps ...."
Rach 7 Sep
2
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"You want it to go left, Nah! that wont work, he's a lefty"
anzak 7 Sep
2
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"Have you noticed how these new Dunlops make your fingers smell? Yeah! You too?"
sjlmass 5 Sep
2
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"psst.think its Mrs Umps birthday this week, what shall web get her? Maybe a U.S Open towel or box of balls..."
Jacob Oges 3 Sep
2
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"Mate all I'm saying is we can pawn these medals for so much, then we can go to the pub after"
harryearl04 3 Sep
2
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"MV: Let’s just grab the medal quickly, I’m getting tired.
MD: Meddle? So I like, just jump up after you serve and distract them?
MV: No, Marcus, I mean the Olympic bronze medal."
A. Augeruma-Hurkami 2 Sep
2
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"So is level 3 just level 4 with takeaways?"
F1NN 1 Sep
2
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"Remember to shallow breath as there is bound to be a lot of fans with delta in the stands."
kev the cruncher 30 Aug
2
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"Can you tell if they've got itchy noses too?"
Countryboy 30 Aug
2
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"Two more damn anti vaxers…..let’s smash em."
radarlove 30 Aug
2
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"8"
CharlieS 30 Aug
2
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"testing,testing 1,2,3. Gee hope these hand mics are covid free"
Jacob Oges 29 Aug
2
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"Yo My dad is gonna be pissed when we lose this semi bro"
azaabazza 29 Aug
2
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"MV: Why are we covering our mouths when plotting our next move. Is is in case they can lip read?
MD: Na mate, that stench from the Natto you had for breakfast is damn disgusting!"
Tommo 28 Aug
2
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"Forgot my mask, will using my hand do?"
Mood Swings 28 Aug
2
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"Let's switch caps at the sit down, that will surely seal it!"
Bevo 28 Aug
2
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""god these balls smell good did someone put calone one them?" " maybe?""
SussyCharles 10 Sep
1
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"if we do this long enough they will think we know what we are talking about!!"
anzak 9 Sep
1
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"Just pretend we know what we are doing, they don't have a clue."
Donski 9 Sep
1
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"Marcus - “Michael have you heard of Ball Tampering?”
Michael - “Nah . . . But i heard of Cricket”
"
Black Assasin 7 Sep
1
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"'Hey Marco . . . which side am I serving to?"
'Ummmm . . . .""
Annie 7 Sep
1
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"6"
camjl12 7 Sep
1
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"Mate, even God doesn't know who's going to win a Woman's match! Imagine those idiots trying to pick them.."
Yablindref 7 Sep
1
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"It's Going to be Groundhog day.
Where is the ball going? Quick phone Bill Murray!"
Amy 7 Sep
1
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""Sheesh these are some smelly balls, wanna pick up some Fish and Chips after bro""
LucaTheBeast 6 Sep
1
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""Sheesh these are some smelly balls, wanna pick up some Fish and Chips after bro""
LucaTheBeast 6 Sep
1
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"Do you reckon Lisa Carrington will win three medals or four?"
ZC26 4 Sep
1
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"What you reckon -you or me?"
Hell 3 Sep
1
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"Aren't we supposed to cough into our elbows to stop the spread of germs?"
Genie 3 Sep
1
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"28"
bone crusher 3 Sep
1
|
"Are you sure they can read our lips!?"
JPNair 1 Sep
1
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"Marcus, Tissue sponsorship ,they told you to take matters into your own hands, grab them by the balls and Multi-Ply."
Hec 1 Sep
1
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"Speak no evil, smell no evil."
MUGGY 1 Sep
1
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"Where have these balls been !!"
virgo 1 Sep
1
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"Marcus, I knew we should have brought the face masks. I'm getting sick of walking around covering my mouth like this between points!"
Tasman 31 Aug
1
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""Just hit it to his backhand" "ok""
Stocky 30 Aug
1
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"Bro did you forget your facemask too?"
mokkatutu 30 Aug
1
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"Remember to cover your mouth! They might lip read our important discussion!"
Hen 30 Aug
1
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"No Marcus thats not how a trumpet sounds!"
mokkatutu 30 Aug
1
|
"What's your name again bro?"
Doobs 30 Aug
1
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""Calling all rabbits"
"Calling all rabbits that don't smell""
RoscoeDogg 30 Aug
1
|
"See that girl over there in the blue? Reckon I could get her number?"
bsmith 30 Aug
1
|
"Stuff level 4, shall we shoot down to the club and have a hit???"
stevo 30 Aug
1
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"We've got it, yeah baby we've got it. I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire."
FOULDS EH BOY 30 Aug
1
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"Do you think these will fit into your pea
shooter?If they do,they could be harder than your serve."
Fern 30 Aug
1
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"Free sushi for a month if you hold."
Beamo 30 Aug
1
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"“Speights or Export afterwards? …..” “Definitely Speights!”"
Jimmy G 30 Aug
1
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